Take Me To Your Leader

What if your brain
Unexpectedly and suddenly
Picked out things to flip around
And view a lot differently?

What if blue sky
All of a sudden they turned a purple hue?
We would shit a brick the size of all of it
What if?

What if I was just dreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read
Four dot dot two o every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I'd be happy

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy

What if mothballs
Hangin' around too close to microwaves
Suddenly woke up and said
"Take me to your leader
Or die by fly guy"?

He'll push you out
No wings attached
Just do as I say, no mistake
He'll blow away

What if I was just dreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched
Cucumber tied to my leg
And I did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that? Go

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain

My pain
Forgot to inject my cocaine
Forgot to apply my Rogaine
Forgot to remember my pain
Pain, pain

I never think, I never thought
Oh, maybe I'm insane
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brain

I never think, I never thought
Oh, maybe I'm insane
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brain

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy