Suzie Greenberg

Little Suzie Greenberg with her head caved in
Soon will let me drown beneath the undertow
You better put that woman in a loony bin
'Cause you know I'd really like to be a part of her show

Suzie is an artist, she paints quite a lot
An artist she may be but a genius she is not
She says she wants to be a sociologist
But she better first get checked by a neurologist

Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie
Suzie, Suzie Greenberg

Suzie's 'bout as faithful as a slot machine
Pays off once in a while but then she'll rob you clean
She's always afraid that she's not sure what she's worth
She's out of her mind and she's not of this earth