Super X-Ray Vision

So, you like guys in uniform?
I think I'll buy a uniform
And maybe you will like me better
And maybe I will like me better

And maybe I'll be stronger
With my super X-ray vision
Then I could see right through you
Just like you see through me

Mr. Superfeelings boy

I know a policeman
He carries a gun
He has superhuman strength
He lives in the sun

I know a policeman
He carries a gun
He never feels helpless
He never has fun
Fun fun fun fun fun
Like me, like me, like me, like me, like

So, you like the way he looks
I think I kind of look that way
If I died my hair and grew a bit
And threw away the cape

Only to reveal
That helpless little boy
That can destroy your fly
With worthless X-ray vision

Meet Mr. Superfeelings boy

I know a policeman
He carries a gun
He has superhuman strength
He lives in the sun

I know a policeman
He carries a gun
He never feels helpless
He never has fun
Fun fun fun fun fun
Like me, like me, like me, like me, like

So, who's it gonna be
Mr. Superhero man
Or me

Meet Mr. Superfeelings boy

I know a policeman
He carries a gun
He has superhuman strength
He lives in the sun
I know a policeman

He carries a gun
He never feels helpless
He never has fun
Fun fun fun fun fun
Like me, like me, like me