Super Star

If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero Rather be respected like Pierre Ferro Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes Every album I touch 5 mics Me and Fred Durst cooking brought worst And one of those huge barbecues with them bonny skirts I wouldn't need a baracade at my shows cause it would be nothing but celeberty friends the first 10 rows but shes a super model and she works in Brazil id have a 90 pound sled on my arm who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm and her daddy places pool on the isle of ??? I remember when I met at a party with my friends I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?" If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar Jeckel whut? I don't even know who they are Chorus: I'm so neat I can't be beat call my one time I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so fashon, I'm divine I'm so famous I'm so sweet I'm so neat I can't be beat call my one time I'm so fashon, I'm divine i got a call this morning Denis Rodman & Carson Daily they want to meet me up for lunch at the ???? and I don't even know them people but we famous, so we consider each other equal where am I from? oh yea Detroit city i remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty i think I used to have some family there sniffing cocaine off of crystal counter top infact I wonder if.rmmm... anyway, jauque do my hair kissy face, sucking on her ruby red lolly pop Shaggy Who? watch me clean up the ghetto make my music, write my song ill come sing it i sleep on a matress sprinkled with rose pedals and when the royalty check comes, betta bring it mr masoose come and rub me down gently mom hers the keys, go and wash the ??? (Fast Talking I Can't Even Make Out) Superstar.... (Chorus) i aint gay or nothin, I just did it for kicks I'm like a zerko, I suck my drummers dick i play the crazy rock star it helps my rep u shoulda seen me at the movie premire with johny depp ill kiss ur ass, even if I don't know who u are ill jump in your pictures and ill get in your way i love hollywood partys, I live like a star I'm annoying as fuck, I'm like that one kid from Sugar Ray do I remember Twiztid? of course I do, Twisted Sister, They used to play with oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me? Motely Crue i don't need old friends, I'm way bigger no, I don't recall, excuse me, security! sorry, my phones ringin, its Tommy Hilfiger after all, your talking with the superstar ill see u when I see if I remember who u are (Chorus)