Sumthin' For Nothin'

Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch
Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch, yeah
Name a time, name a price, leave your door unlocked
I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks, oh yeah

Sumthin' for nothin'
Well, in and out, it's never free
Sumthin' for nothin'
Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see, oh yeah

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me, "Teacher's pest"
Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best, yeah
Never late, watch her watch, seconds on the clock
Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack, oh yeah

Sumthin' for nothin'
Well, in and out, it's never free
Sumthin' for nothin'
Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see

She plays the role of a roving matriarch
Diamond rings, fancy things, dubonnet on the rocks, yeah yeah
For a treat gave it free, happy sixty-three
Crazy days, easy money, I was just sixteen, yeah
Easy money for such a good deed

Sumthin' for nothin'
Yeah, in and out, it's never free
Sumthin' for nothin'
Satisfaction guaranteed

Sumthin' for nothin'
Target practice in the dark
Sumthin' for nothin'
I'm a crack shot on the mark
And I love my work

Sumthin', nothin'
Sumthin', nothin'