Sugary Cake and Candy Man

I'm the sugary cake and candy man,
I have a beautiful grocery van,
The ladies stand and wait,
Down in the Pollock estate,
For the sugary cake and candy man

Now if your man becomes redudant
You can still have things abundant,
When he's signing on the dole,
You'll be sure of a wee swiss roll
From the sugary cake and candy man

I'm the sugary cake and candy man,
I have a beautiful grocery van,
The ladies stand and wait,
Down in the Pollock estate,
For the sugary cake and candy man

Now I call all the ladies 'Honey'
I very seldom ask for money,
I'm a generous man you'll find,
When you're gettin' a bit behind,
Wi the sugary cake and candy man

I'm the sugary cake and candy man,
I have a beautiful grocery van,
The ladies stand and wait,
Down in the Pollock estate,
For the sugary cake and candy man

When Pollock picks their next MP,
There's nobody stands a chance against me,
I'm assured of all of their votes,
I'm the man that supplies their oats,
The sugary cake and candy man.

I'm the sugary cake and candy man,
I have a beautiful grocery van,
The ladies stand and wait,
Down in the Pollock estate,
For the sugary cake and candy man

Don't tell yer man
You've been in ma van,
I'm the sugary cake and candy man