Luyện nghe bài hát Straightening Up The House

(Sometimes getting the ready for Mom & Dad's visit requires
more than a dust rag and Pledge...)
Today I took the down off the wall
Ten minutes after I received her telephone
She'll be here Friday so there's not much time to clean
hide the Advocate and Mandate magazine
We'll redecorate the guest so it looks like it's been used
Separate our or she'll really be confused
Then get ready for a week of sleeping on the couch
We're straightening up the
Tomorrow I will put away your gay shirts
And our assortment of jewelry, pumps and skirts
Then up all the books by Quentin Crisp and Rita Mae
And the "His & His" that you bought me yesterday
And better hide the albums by that lesbian group
She has no ear for music, but she has known to snoop
And not to kiss me, just forget that you're my spouse
up the house
The snapshots of the two of us in will have to go
Don't tell me this is insane, because I know
And I cannot wear the wristwatch with our engraved in gold
The one that says "I love you, John, with all my and soul"
This is our Christmas here in our new home
In a hostile world, our only safety zone
I should have promised I'd continue with this lie
But Dad was so if she found out she would die
But if it's killing I think it's killing me
'Cause it tears me up inside to my true identity
And asking you to help me makes me feel such a louse
I'm years old, why am I acting like a mouse?
I'm a man and my lover
If she out she'll recover
and help me to just CLEAN the house!