Luyện nghe bài hát Straightening Up The House

(Sometimes getting the ready for Mom & Dad's visit requires
more than a rag and some Pledge...)
Today I took the nudes off the wall
Ten minutes I received her telephone call
She'll be here Friday morning so there's not time to clean
Better hide the Advocate and Mandate
We'll redecorate the room so it looks like it's been used
Separate our or she'll really be confused
Then get for a lonely week of sleeping on the couch
straightening up the house
Tomorrow I will put away your gay shirts
And our Halloween assortment of jewelry, pumps and
Then pack up all the books by Quentin and Rita Mae
And the "His & His" towels you bought me yesterday
And you'd better the albums by that lesbian group
She has no ear for music, but she has been known to
And remember not to kiss me, just forget that you're my
up the house
The snapshots of the two of us in Spain will to go
tell me this is totally insane, because I know
And I wear the wristwatch with our names engraved in gold
The one that says "I love you, John, all my heart and soul"
is our first Christmas here in our new home
In a hostile world, it's our only zone
I should have promised I'd continue with this lie
But Dad was so certain if she found out she die
But if it's killing anyone I think it's me
'Cause it me up inside to hide my true identity
And you to help me makes me feel like such a louse
I'm thirty-two old, why am I acting like a mouse?
I'm a man and he's my
If she freaks out she'll
C'mon and help me to just the house!