Storm Across The Sea

Someone call
the ambulance
She's completely nude
standing on the fence

She's about to fly
Phone the doctor quick
She's a house on fire
whenever she gets lit

I'm laughing
with nothing up my sleeve
Here come that gal of mine
like a storm across the sea

She broke my heart
when she pawned my ring
Then she stole it back
What will tomorrow bring

Mercy, vengeance,
Lord above
How can I
refuse her love?

I'm laughing
with nothing up my sleeve
Here come that gal of mine
like a storm across the sea

There's a Ph.D.
on the radio
Says the next of kin
is the last to know

She grabs the dial
jumps up on my lap
Starts to lick my face
like a Persian cat

Hear me laughing
with nothing up my sleeve
Here come that gal of mine
like a storm across the sea