Stoned Toons

Normal life,
Rainy night,
Normal ordinary guy, back from work I was ready to sleep tight.
Thats when I spotted, at the bus stop,
Alices rabbit across the street chewing on a cheap lollipop

Hey Mr. White whats your plan for tonight
Are you heading for a quite place or somewhere nice, he said
My dear you have no idea how high I am
Im willing to listen to your words but cant understand them

After which he ditched me for good
Leaving my inner mood to implode!

I run and follow
Mr. White down the hole
To be welcome below
By seven dwarfs on crack
Bearing a crooked smile
Asking: Can you dance baby?

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

In this strange lair I managed to enter
Followed by Betty Boop, Porky Pig and Homer
As I came down through the red-curtained hall
I couldnt believe what I saw :
Mickey Mouse making out with a half-conscious Minnie Mouse
Hook looking for a crooked-crocofree hook up
And Sponge Bob drinking to get fucked up
Now I see Bugs Bunny buying a bag filled with blue pills
Meanwhile Snow White sniffs lines of what seems to be white snow on the table
So carefully
I watch my step
As I try to reach the closest exit
Jump over Cartman dancing and puking
To end up face to face with the

Queen of Hearts!
And she asks: Can you dance baby?

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Hum,
Whats up doc ?

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it Oh yeah, oh yeah!