Stay Frosty

Most of us don't peek safely
too much ADADAD
peak once
maybe, mainly
to get all the infos baby
there's no need to repeak like crazy
feel free to repeek though just vaugely
what you get can help you team greatly
don't go out behaving too bravely
your no help if you die
your teammates gonna cry
and you will feel like shit
cause why would anybody peek six times
that's just a small part of CS
and it's not even the most common weakness
I'm serious, our convenience to sit down
and spray is devious
I see it
on every lower level
crouch, crouch
shoot, shoot
spraying like the devil
unbind your crouch key and you won't suck a lot
stand still, ready up, aim for the coconut
what-
-ever
don't spray like fools
long range one
mid range two
to five
it's called burst for a reason
call me again at your first time as eagle
I fear no man
this is our victory
and we defeated them
I am not the enemy
and we shall overcome
remember this day
so
easy peasy
lemon squeezy
stay frosty
aim and shoot
don't shoot then aim
play dust 2
not nuke and train
at least not at first
cause those maps suck
if you don't have a team that kinda knows what's up
it's a team game
get your friends to play
if you got no one
don't be a dick ingame
cause some guy might happily assist your play
and a teacher is better for consistent gain
you'll improve, I know what's up
cause the first time I started up this game
I sucked
and mostly
because I closely
interacted with bros that I met cause of go
we had a good time and I learned so much slowly
I ranked up from noob to less noob with some homies
and bronies, that's a crucial point
if you do have a mic, go and use your voice
do your callouts and ignore the noise
and ignore everyone who tried to wage war on voice
your choice should be
to try your best
you feed the troll
he'll eat the rest
and then your team will be depressed and nobody will win
fuck that
I fear no man
this is our victory
and we defeated them
I am not the enemy
and we shall overcome
remember this day
so
easy peasy
lemon squeezy
stay frosty
learn smokes
learn flashes
learn nades
but don't buy them faster
the correct buy is
smoke, flash, flash, nade
don't run with them, pull out your blade
great
now here's some advanced shit
maybe it'll help to not get your ass kicked
your not a crab kid
don't crouch walk
sit upright, cs is not a couch sport
vouch for all the calls you make
it's a 100% call, call it safe
there's only one rushing spot, don't call all a
if somebody calls five b, go rotate
wanna face?
call your mates flash
when the flash pops you just peek out and bash
teams got cash
you don't go ask
when you hear reload you can try to frag
about that if you wanna lure out guys that hide in corners
you can reverse that and reload
switch and kill that prima-donna
remeber if you jump on ladders, crouch for lesser drama
cause if you don't they'll hear you even if they are in ghana
I fear no man
this is our victory
and we defeated them
I am not the enemy
and we shall overcome
remember this day
so
easy peasy
lemon squeezy
stay frosty
take all these tips with grains of salt
inhale them
shave your balls
I don't care what you do, it's your call
all fun and games, I'm out
and bye ya'll