Yo, whassup? Yo, I'm here I got two girls They ready to roll up the highway me
Oh I'ma get a bit of gas you can make that trip or what? Yeah, I definitely can, you know a fact
Of Alright be back in a few minutes go back to the gas station and get some gas and fuel up Alright, I'ma get some [unverified] and all
Static, we bring trouble to your right Hey, as I think to myself a wonderful world Static, we trouble to your right side Hey, Keith I met this chick, why am I arguin' with this girl?
Static, we bring trouble to your side Man, we here we just livin' Static, we trouble to your right side Hey, we givin' it all and all we got to give
systems, rollin' down the street in Detroit, Michigan I switch again, bucket seats with my Wearin' Paco in a Bronco, is Pronto Movin' like the Lone Ranger, X is Tonto
Back up the turnpike, Oldsmobile's with two pipes 440 engine wind, through our hair extension Two bags of six packs, with .38's, wrapped in packs Big attitude she's on the two train, I roll Mad Max Keep it simple baby young girl, now squeeze yo'
How dare you around ignore the First National Bank My is unknown,[unverified] die my family call me Hank I go way back, like you still shop at Buy your sandals for little son, named Romandos Watch step Theresa, chew up on your slice at Easter
Can you surround me in the tan My living room, to Cancun, with these eighty ladies The to the Brady, Sanford and the Son I the whole world and my old girl back
She me for the postman, now she send me letters I got a bottle of Grand Monet, drinkin' in the With the wizard Keith, and I'm SPORTIN my rhymes chimes signal the beginnin' of the end
Cowboy with in, with my private dancin' chicks They way out in the sticks, but I put em in the mix (Uh, huh) em to Reno in an old Camino, gamblin' in a casino The Al Pacino
Static, we bring trouble to your right Hey, as I to myself what a wonderful world Static, we bring trouble to your side Hey, Keith I just met this chick, why am I arguin' with this
Static, we bring to your right side Man, we here we just positive Static, we bring to your right side Hey, we givin' it all and all we got to give
Got my check cashed, you posin' new, actin' girl, like a fool Got the on loan, Sadat rollin' by your school You brought your frontin' Gwen, beggin' for the Benjamin I'll see you a ten, a haircut, like Scottie Pippen
My man Mark riffin in the backseat, my cousin You get me pissed and wearin big like Sonny Liston Leon Spinks with afro on, ready to rob the I see you got your thongs out, Daisy Dukes and out You call me when you hearted, when your money runs out
Back from the [unverified] you did it the blind way Hold your horses, and forces Don't press for Pathmark, I'll be home after dark I'm tired of Pop
Yeah, I'm Gwen with the butt love, the rubber glove I'm touchin' that ass she swingin' her hair, claimin' she's an But she that same chick I seen with the black dress? the ninety-eight for the sixty-eight Mustang
Me and Keith at the bar, do they know who we Apparently, because all the drinks are It's, "Our house, in the of our street" And when you come in here you better wipe feet
I'm from Albuquerque, New to the great state of Texas I rode across on a horse, [unverified] Get to the and add spaghetti, non-pork (What?) I'ma own New York, with a big of the BX And German outposts, with the communists (No doubt)
I'm verbose, I host, the most, y'all roast me watch closely and rewind me on the tape Study this here, then look and Take a step and watch the black pearl glisten
Static, we bring trouble to your right Hey, as I think to myself what a wonderful Static, we bring trouble to your right Hey, Keith I just met this chick, why am I arguin' with girl?
Static, we bring trouble to your side Man, we here we just positive Static, we bring trouble to your right Hey, we givin' it all and all we got to give