Spiders And Snakes

I remember when Loretta Lynn
Said, You wanna walk me home again?
And I said, Hmm, yes, I do
And she said, Well, I don't have to go right home
And I'm the kind that don't want to be alone
If you would, I would too

And so we took a stroll
And wound down by the swimmin' hole
And she said, Do what you wanna do, I don't care
I got silly and I found me a frog
In the water by a holler log
I shook it at her and I said, Loretta, this frog's for you

I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes
To love me like I want you to
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes
To love me like I wanna be loved by you

Well, I think of that girl from time to time
And I phone up when I got me a dime
And I say, Hello baby, ain't you cool?
She said, Do you remember when
And would you like to get together again?
Hope you do, hey, I'll see you after school

Well, I was shy and so for awhile
Most of my lovin' was touch and smile
'Til she said, Come on over here, I don't care
I was nervous as you might guess
Still lookin' for somethin' to slip down her dress
And she said, Evidently, Conway
You don't know why we're here

Yeah, I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes
To love me like I want you to
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes
To love me like I wanna be loved by you