Luyện nghe bài hát Spicy McHaggis Jig

I'll tell you a story, believe me, true.

A tale you best never happens to you.

Old McHaggis, how he met his fate.

You I can save, but for him too late.

Spicy was big, burly and strong. His were gigantic,

and so was his schlong!

From city to city, around,

always looking for chicks over hundred pounds

One night at the pub, a caught his eye,

big as a house, the right size.

the broad was enormous, to the hilt,

Spicy soon a bulge in his kilt.

The piper his best pick-up line,

to himself,

"this beast is all mine" the portly lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the

They got to her and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've just met you!!"

By now he saw double through his drunken
neither had looks or appropriate size he to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine to-the-day.

One night at the pub a caught his eye big as a house,
the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon a bulge in his kilt
the delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and for the door

packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!