Space monkey, space monkey, you doing out there? Why it's as a dungeon, way up in the air
Come gather 'round me you little monkeys and a I'll tell About a brave young primate, outer space knew him He was at the top of a big old tree Way in 1953
He swing through the jungle and hang by his toes Till they took him to Russia 'cause could I suppose They dressed him up in a and it started to snow him off in a rocket where no man would go
Space monkey, monkey, what you doing out there? Why it's dark as a way up in the air There'll be no one to greet you when you get home Well, no hammer or sickle, you'll be on own
He had of Cuban bananas and loads of Spam But he found difficulty trying to open the can One day he on a banana peel and the ship lost control It spun out of and shot out the black hole
It's been four decades now, that's nine monkey That's a long time for a monkey to confront all his fears
monkey, space monkey, what you doing out there? Why it's dark as a way up in the air But there'll be no one to greet you you get back home No hammer or sickle, be all on your own
Space monkey, monkey, it's time to get real The space race is over, how it feel Cold had a heatwave, Iron Curtain's torn down They've rolled up the in space monkey town
Now Leningrad is Petersburg and hell For a card-carrying monkey with a to tell
The space monkey was reportedly sighted about A half a block off of Red In a karaoke bar having a few with some of his friends
was the dog that flew Sputnik And a blind red-headed, one legged Who had done some research for Dow Chemical
were drinking American Vodka Imported all the way Paducah, Kentucky And reportedly had their arms around each shoulders singing "Those were the days, my friend, we they'd never end"
Space monkey, monkey, there's nothing to do But it's better than in a Communist zoo be no one to greet you when you get back home No hammer or sickle, be all on you own
monkey