Ok, now let me it back to this Friday, we had a that night. to sound-check. No one on site, no one yet. Yeah, you know what like. the renowned rep, when they're on time and then five will seven, nine will mean eleven. This ain't live. What, did it die and go to About to throw it in, wanted to go the sound man, looking like one of the Ramones, arrived, barely smelling like death, in his Led Zepplin shirt, jeans than Bec Cartright. He was just bar flight rock pig, living for the moment, for the rock gig. Set the stage, two mics, two decks. one, two, check, check, one, two, check! I reckon I need volume. We want to hear, yeah, the whole room. (The room.) and yo Trigger, what the level on your decks brother? Oh, yeah, now try cranking, I need more beat. too low, man. Get them out of their seat, quicker than Lohan movies. Move like I'm Bruce Lee. (Haha, nah, man, don't you Jackie Chan?) (Oh, What? Chan, Bruce Lee?) Hey! What the fuck you to do with me, man? It's nothing new to me I Love Lucy. Man, I gotta shoot through, but sounding thin. Before I go, can you give me one thing?
Turn it up man, turn it up. Turn it up sound man, it up. it moving from the back to the front. Keeping it every track that we bump. Turn it up sound man, it up. Turn it up sound man, it up. Keeping it moving from the to the front. it moving, gotta jump, gotta jump.
Oh, I at the venue. The ratio, ten to three girls on the menu. Men who tend to wanna borrow my and have a conversation like I seen 'em in years, it kills me and I ain't to be rude, but you're ruining the mood like the anorexic and the was, the room was jam-packed. Cos, I ransack my set Mad Max, but I stand back, cos is Layla and she steps to the with the flavour extinct as a Saber-Tooth Tiger, but live her. The thing that she might need, her mic up. So, I'm right up, head to the desk, ask him to it up, where we had it at sound check. me to sit down, let him do his job, but this Woodstock and this ain't no rock.
Turn it up man, turn it up. it up sound man, turn it up. Keeping it moving from the to the front. it moving every track that we bump. Turn it up sound man, it up. Turn it up sound man, it up. Keeping it moving from the to the front. it moving, gotta jump, gotta jump.
Check, one, two, one, two. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the my man D-Rapht, The Rider, my Brother Grimm. some noise!
Yeah, I step to the stage I'm a different man. Let me your missus' hand, she'll go missing, man. Listen and pay attention, no here. Hanging on my word, every sentence clear. Then I you, I seem to be getting feedback, nah, not now, nah, I need that. Sound man just had a relapse, drinking on my rider, drinking all my free Daniels and can you believe clown? Now no one to jump like a ring rebounds and now I'm out by the sound of the bass. Wait, stop, it, nah wait, nah mate.
Turn it up sound man, it up. it up sound man, turn it up. Keeping it moving from the to the front. Keeping it moving every track we bump. Turn it up man, turn it up. Turn it up sound man, it up. it moving from the back to the front. Keeping it moving, gotta jump, jump