Sometimes It Takes Balls to Be a Woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Standing up to a test while wearing a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceiving
When you're quietly over achieving
Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

She's a socialite, a decent housewife
And she makes a mean lasagna
So when the mechanic said, "Now Lady
Don't panic but this one's gonna cost ya"

She said, "I know I don't need my engine rebuilt
Now just check the oil and change the belt"
Honey, I know you thought you saw me coming
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Standing up to a test while wearing a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceiving
When you're quietly over achieving
Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

He says, I should repent for the money
I spent on shoes and bags and jewelry
Well, to hell with that my hard working ass
Ain't gonna sit before a jury

I said, "Now isn't that a mighty small price to pay
For all the love I send your way?"
Honey when it comes down to the plumbing
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Standing up to a test while wearing a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceiving
When you're quietly over achieving
Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Look at Dolly and Loretta, they still live it to the letter
Oh, sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Sometimes it takes balls to be a big, big, big, big balls to be
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman