Solipsist

He said "Give me a dingle sometime before school starts, we can talk, have
some tea, maybe get together, come visit me, stay for dinner.. or something"
She said "Yeah OK Sure"
He said "I think the search is over"
She said "Oh yeah that's cool"
She said "Virgins united in flesh"
He said "Yeah OK Sure"
He said "Did you mean it when you said that you would love me forever?"
She said "Yeah OK Sure"
He said "Give me a call when you get over your cold"
She said "Yeah OK Sure"
He said see you later.
She said yeah, OK, sure.
This I've come to realise although it does me no service