Socks

Look at all my socks
Oh, so many, many socks
I can't even believe it
Can you imagine having so many socks?

I can't even begin to count them all
Let alone even think about wearing them
So many socks, how did I get so many?
Where did they come from?
Hey, why do I have so many socks?

I'm inundated, I can't, no, I'm sorry, this won't do
I cannot have this, this is too many
I cannot have this many socks, this will not do
Please take some of these socks immediately away at once

Ah, yes, that is much better, thank you
This is much more manageable, this is quite good
This is quite precisely the quintessentially right number
I am extremely pleased, thank you