Social Disease

You can read it in the papers
In some places, it comes in thirty two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one your favorite
If you could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but you'll die without it
Yes you would

Senorita's in the kitchen she's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911
But you can't stop the fun tonight
It's alright

You can't start a fire without a spark
Well there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease

Where you look, you can find it
Try to run, but you're always behind it
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
'Til you're caught, yeah, you're caught

So you'll say, hey, that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or handsome?
You won't talk, no

So you telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
You know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away

You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, love is a social disease

She's so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now you know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see

You can't start a fire without a spark
Well, there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease

You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, baby, love is a social disease

Nothing a shot can't cure