So-so Gigolo

If you got the looks and if you got the goods
I suppose you could make it anywhere
You want to get made and you want to get laid
My model agent says you gots to get paid

You got a special gift
You can't just give it away for free
I don't give it up for free

And when my daddy calls asking
How it's going on them streets
All I can say is, "I'm not exactly a salesman"

Sure there's a product I'm selling, oh, ho
Guess you could say I'm an actor
But acting's not what they're after, no not quite

Insurance service is so popular here
More popular than acting or a modeling career
This city has quite the service in the street

Small town Adonis hits the metropolis
Brought down to his knees
Guess I'm a so-so gigolo, so-so gigolo

Every audition my agent commissions
Isn't so much an audition, so much as a job
I guess a job's a job

I thought if they just saw how bad I wanted the part
The very least they'd have to take pity on me
Hey, a word this city's never heard

So-so gigolo, so-so gigolo
So-so gigolo, so-so gigolo
So-so gigolo

I'm not exactly a salesman
Sure there's a product I'm selling, oh, ho

So-so-so gigolo

Guess you could say I'm an actor
But acting's not what they're after