So Round So Firm So Fully Packed

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal
So complete from front to back that's my pal
Toasted by the sun and I'm a son of a gun
If She don't make my five o'clock shadow come around at one
You can bet your boots I'd walk a mile through the snow
Just to see her tooth paste (face) smile they mentioned on the radio
If you don't think she's lot of fun just ask the man who owns one
So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal
[ steel - guitar ]
So round so firm so fully packed boy she's for me
She's just like a money back guarantee
Like a barfly goes for drink like the bobbysocks go for Frank
And just like Jesse James he go for money in the bank
From a head to foot she's a perfect size she's a whiz
But she wears a forty-five gun that is
She's got the look that's so impressin' she's got the pause that's so refreshin
So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal