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I tie my laces
I don't play the
My car is an
I can't my nails
I applaud
I'm not very good at
And when my laptop
I can't even press
Cos I've got one

Hello can I speak to an physician?
I have here a in a terrible condition
He's vomiting up blood and he'll soon a mortician

Look at your skin, at its off-white hue,
at your eyeballs too,
They've gone all
You came to me, you you had the flu.
I that wasn't true.
You wouldn't be
We took blood off you
just a thing we do
To folks who turn
You're yellow like the desert in is
yellow cos your liver has metastases
Do you know you're f**cked you know
really f**ked you know

I would jog and I'd rowing,
day you'd see me going to the park and to the gym
I'd go drinking in the pub and evening I'd go clubbing
If I only had limbs
I learn to play the trumpet
Cos just sitting on my stump it tends to make my quite grim
I'm but I'd be more so if I wasn't just a torso
If I only had limbs
Oh I just sit and cry, a amputee
I just hang all day and watch TV
But the life of quadrapleg-ics
I'd play cards and I'd scrabble,
Not just spend my days a life where I had shins
Cos I've never had a date, hell I can't masturbate
Oh if I only had some

How can you just walk away here?
How rude can a be?
You're the orthopaedic registrar and we've been since 3
the only one that we've been waiting for
So take a at my nan
I she's got a broken hip
We her in the bathroom on the floor
You know I she must have slipped
Take a at my nan
The casualty doctor
One leg is shorter the other
And externally rotated
Well take a at my nan
Don't you how long we've waited?
And if you can't fix her, DNR
And can we have her

I'm pushing 83 and the are telling me to retire
I never take a history or
My post-op survival rate be higher
In it's only 6 per cent
We at Denmark Hill for the terminally ill patients
But they're relatively when they arrive
Cos I my own operations
And I'm the only one who leaves theatre
We're consultants, we're consultants at
We're at King's

Do you any better?
Or do you the same?
We've your operation now
And you've just yourself to
Now got 1 lung, 1 eye,
1 below your 1 thigh
We've removed your hand side
And all right now

I get in the way
I don't know to do or say
But I go in and day
Vainly someone will teach me
say not today
Practice taking blood,
Me on (Me on take)
Me on (Me on take)
Me on
me home