Smoothie King

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative, oh, never mind let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the Smoothie King she said, "Seattle's best"
She may be right, think I remember coffee on her breathe
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she's great but then again she's not around
To see her throw a fit, borderline conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about so I must not be gay
I'm her lunatic, yea, and she's my psychopath

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones
We'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand
And make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands
And try so hard and maybe we'll start to see
That you and me, we're not so crazy

Michael Bolton
Celine Dion
Air Supply
And now, me

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you
Crazy 'cause I'm crazy about you
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you, yeah