Smelly Nelly

You know crazy nelly
She's crossed eyed and dumb
She's dirty and she's smelly
But she's got a lovely bum
Her hair is bloody grotty
Her breath stinks like the pest
Her skin is dry and spotty
But her arse is just the best
She's gettin'easy money
And welfare from the state

Ooh! smelly nelly... you're so divine
Ooh! smelly nelly... baby be mine

Her body's fat and flabby
Her rotten teeth just stink
Her clothes are torn and shabby
But her lips are nice and pink
Her nickers are encrusted
With shit and bugs and lice
This face is bruised and busted
But her arse is paradise
She's gettin'easy money
And welfare from the state