(Verse 1: Chamillionaire) Slow loud and man I'm the man I never been ya fan and I never been a Sayin I'm the man I told you that I am poked you can my wingspan I don't mess with man I'm anti-social I don't too much I'm anti-vocal Ya'll goin nowhere your anti-coastal And ya'll ain't gettin no mail your Speakers sounding a marching band Laws hoping that my pockets of contraband Boys bout plotting when I park my lam I'm a you cockroaches like the orchid man Looking so regal, outta Not the birdman but I'm riding with a I don't know who the hell telling you that I you They got you gassed up girl I hope your diesel Whoa , groupies in the Flying hobby like flying is a hobby Boys rob me, go ahead and try me I own way more heat than pat Your reccomend that I molest her u.f.h I been a professor Open up my and pretend I'm a test her She turnin in like it's end of semister la vida loca Come at me wrong I'm at cha neck a choker When I recline I'm in it like a sofa it once then I give away the vehicle like oprah Chauffer, mr. belvadere that's the Told ya, let her disappear cuff her Rolla, money everywhere in my Hold up, I can't even hear that's my muffler Loud pipes got me super sexy Blades everywhere make woman think I'm wesley Ask the when they gonna come arrest If I do a crime it be the day they catch me Rims sitting high you can call me roller Ice on both wrists you can me bi polar Go against me you should know your over Your girl going crazy you know that I drove her the wheel, they know cham is fo real Now that I am independant they gon fo real From the of the trill before they hand me a deal I will slap boy with a backhand full of bills that cabbage that's bein established In the new crib the layout is lavish jurassic amex is Naked standing like she straight out a pageant Haters you should go get a razor at your wrist and go and do yourself a favour Watch the one the police il try an taze ya Pistol jam on me I'm a switch it up and ya You don't know me you can away ain't waiting till tomorrow I'm a trip Stop acting like you hard should switch to gay Ya'll boys sweeter a lemonade or chick fillet, ay (Bridge: Chamillionaire) Got to down got to be the damn best gon shine that il be on my chest Rain or I admit that I'm fresh And ya already what I rep, yep I was on grind while them other boys slept Money on time better not be a dime Gotta bunch of dimes and hit me on texts Just to tell me that I always bein the best yes, I'm the (Verse 2: Chamillionaire) Gotta touch down and my ends on skillz But when I touch it's probbly in brazil Diamonds on froze so my on still on safety my 4 5th on kill See me out she tried to get my address Plenty hoes and change clothes like pageants Headboard that's in my is so padded Plenty dope lines for these like tablets Tongue that stay stuck on my it's so icy Tongue it'll stay stuck on my the ho like me back at home ain't made enough to come fight me I'm in new york sitting side like I'm spike lee Always winning like I'm bryant with lakers woman sippin hennessey with no chaser Everytime I see em that hold paper Got her sayin koopa the hell is your safe for Got these boys that she mines and don't touch her Then she tell you to cryin and don't cuff her I convince a to strip down with no muscle Went out to the a and a dime to know usher Went out to the lou and a dime to know nelly Went out to the chi and took a dime to kelly Plus the chick that say she cool with drake was so But none of em can trip cause they know they so Gettin plenty like she taking me to school Say I don't go hard they gon say you a fool It's gon hit you like when I hit you with the tool