(Verse 1: Chamillionaire) Slow and bangin man I'm the man I never been ya fan and I never been a Sayin I'm the man cause I told you I am poked you can check my I don't mess with man I'm anti-social I talk too much I'm anti-vocal Ya'll goin nowhere your anti-coastal And ya'll ain't gettin no mail anti-postal Speakers sounding like a band Laws hoping that my pockets of contraband Boys thinking plotting when I park my lam I'm a spray you cockroaches the orchid man Looking so regal, outta Not the birdman but I'm with a eagle I don't know who the hell you that I need you They got you gassed up girl I hope your using Whoa , in the lobby Flying outta hobby like flying is a wanna rob me, go ahead and try me I own way more heat pat riley girlfriend reccomend that I molest her u.f.h I been a professor Open up my wallet and I'm a test her She turnin in like it's end of semister la vida loca Come at me I'm at cha neck like a choker When I recline I'm sitting in it a sofa Drive it once then I away the vehicle like oprah Chauffer, mr. belvadere the butler Told ya, let her disappear cuff her Rolla, money in my duffle Hold up, I can't even hear my muffler damnn Loud got me sounding super sexy Blades make your woman think I'm wesley Ask the when they gonna come arrest If I do a crime it will be the day they me Rims high you can call me high roller Ice on both you can call me bi polar Go against me you should your life over Your girl going crazy you should know I drove her the wheel, they know cham is fo real Now that I am independant they gon fo real From the land of the trill before they hand me a I will slap that boy with a backhand of bills Getting that that's bein established In the new crib the layout is lavish Money amex is Naked lady like she straight out a pageant Haters you should go get a razor Look at wrist and go and do yourself a favour Watch the one time the police il try an ya Pistol jam on me I'm a it up and blade ya You don't me you can diss away ain't waiting tomorrow I'm a trip today Stop acting like you hard ya'll should to gay Ya'll boys sweeter than a or chick fillet, ay (Bridge: Chamillionaire) Got to come got to be the damn best Jewellery gon shine that il be on my Rain or sunshine I admit I'm fresh And ya already what I rep, yep I was always on grind while them other boys on time better not be a dime less Gotta bunch of and they hit me on texts Just to tell me that I always bein the best yes, I'm the (Verse 2: Chamillionaire) Gotta touch and show my ends on skillz But when I down it's probbly in brazil Diamonds on so my wrists on still on safety my 4 5th on kill See me out she tried to get my address Plenty hoes and change clothes like pageants Headboard that's in my bedroom is so Plenty dope lines for these hoes tablets Tongue that stuck on my gold it's so icy Tongue it'll stay on my pole the ho like me back at home ain't made enough to come fight me I'm in new york sitting court side I'm spike lee Always winning I'm bryant with four lakers Gotcha woman sippin hennessey with no I see em that chamillion hold paper Got her sayin koopa the hell is your safe for Got these boys sayin that she and don't touch her Then she tell you to stop cryin and don't her I a girl to strip down with no muscle out to the a and took a dime to know usher Went out to the lou and took a to know nelly Went out to the chi and took a dime to kelly Plus the chick say she cool with drake was so ready But none of em can trip cause they they so petty Gettin plenty knowledge like she taking me to Say I don't go hard gon say that you a fool It's gon hit you like blaow I hit you with the tool