Slob

Leave me alone, I won't pick up the phone
And I won't listen to messages
Sent by someone who calls up and says
"I don't like how you're living my life"

Get yourself a wife
Get yourself a job
You're livin' a dream
Don't you be a slob

Leave me again, don't hang out in my den
Waiting for little clues to appear
That I drank some of Granddaddy's beer
I don't like how you're living my life

Get yourself a wife
Get yourself a job
You're livin' a dream
Don't you be a slob, slob, slob

Waiting for little clues to appear
That I drank some of Granddaddy's beer
I don't like how you're living my life

Get yourself a wife
Get yourself a job
You're livin' a dream
Don't you be a slob, slob, slob