Sing a Soppy Song

Tracey Ullman:
La la la la

David Copperfield:
We got a wonderful aroma
We are as sweet as saccharine

Ullman:
La la la

My singing puts you in a coma
We're the most hypnotic group you've ever seen

Both:
But the thing that never shows is
We get up each other's noses

Chorus:
Sing a soppy song
In voices so pathetic
Sing a soppy song
It's like an anaesthetic
We're as pure as pure can be
We were made in a laboratory
You see

Copperfield:
You know her lips are pure elastic

Ullman:
(Shut your mouth, shut your mouth)

Copperfield:
What's more, she's got glass eyes

Ullman:
Ha ha ha

And all his bits are made of plastic
But he should look almost real when the varnish dries

Both:
We don't jump or shake
Just in case we break

Chorus:
Sing a soppy song
It's really easy-peasy
Don't sing it for too long
Or it will make you queasy

Copperfield:
I think I'm go and join Bucks Fizz

Ullman:
Well you know where your suitcase is

Copperfield:
But before I start to pack
There's something I'd like back

Give me back my duvet
And my pink flannelette pyjamas

Ullman:
Take your dirty socks as well
They smell like two dead llamas

Copperfield:
Give me back my hot water bottle
My train set and my Noddy book

APPLAUSE