Short Fat Fanny

I was slippin and slidin with a long tall Sally
Peekin' and a hidin', duck back in the alley
Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie
I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fanny One day while I was visitin' at Heartbreak Hotel
That's where I met Fanny and she sure looked swell
I told her that I loved her and I'd never leave
She put her arms around me, gave me fever She's my tutti frutti, I love the child so
She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her I'm on my p's and q's
She might step on my blue suede shoes Well at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fanny got jealous and she started a fight
At the club I was dancin with Mary Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue Short Fat Fanny she's my hearts desire
Short Fat Fanny sets my soul on fire
On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill