There's a fifty-fifty chance that the room ain't Odds are the too heavy To tote to the beach all by myself
I'd be willing to bet by the end of the I'll pass out in 319 And to round up all my clothes, I might need a help
But it's a thing, the sun will be shinin' On my drink and I'll be lyin' On a Miller Lite havin' happy hour All day in the sand
We may never sleep, we may leave too much hell, never make bail But in the morning be alright 'Cause a shore thing We're tore down tonight
I think it's safe to say I'll make a few new Take a on a bar, throw a beer on the band Get tossed out on my into a parkin' lot road
And I wouldn't be if my ex shows up all over some dude in his truck I guess here that's the way things go But I'll be 'cause all I know
Is a shore thing, the sun will be shinin' On my drink and I'll be lyin' On a Miller towel havin' happy hour All day in the sand
We may never sleep, we may leave Raise too much hell, make bail But in the morning be alright 'Cause it's a shore We're gettin' tore down
Yeah, it's a shore thing, the sun be shinin' On my cold drink and be lyin' On a Miller Lite havin' happy hour All day in the sand
We may never sleep, we may leave Raise too much hell, never bail But in the morning be alright 'Cause it's a thing We're gettin' tore down
Yeah, it's a thing We'll never remember