Shirt

Hello, well that was the sound of Rogers Wah Wah Rabbits
You heard them eating endive there
Thats very cheap at this time of the year
But now here in Willesden Green, yes, brr, its a bit chilly
But no matter, because here comes a gentleman
And were going to talk to him about shirts

Excuse me, sir
Would you mind talking to us about shirts?
Do what? About shirts, shirts? Yes
Cause Ive got plenty at home, good grief

And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo
And Im going to ask her something about shirts
No, Im not because shes given me a rather a vulgar sign

Would you excuse me, would you mind, were talking about shirts?
Huh? About shirts, shirts? Yes, the problem of shirts
The kind of, um, you know, are they necessary? Shirts
Where it is, where it is, yes, where is shirts?
I dont know, you dont know

Um, oh dear, theres a gentleman marching down here with
A very determined stride, he looks a little cautious, hes hopping
Excuse me, sir, would you mind talking to me for a moment at all?
Uh, uh, what do you mean, guvnor? What do you want to know?

Well, were talking about shirts, about are they still necessary?
Do you think? I mean, do you think they should
They stop making shirts? Oh, no, not at all, a mans not Dr
Not dressed unless hes got a nice shirt on, governor, is he?

Not really, I suppose, what about the lengths of the shirt?
Because the old ones used to be very long
Well, Im more for the short shirt, the old types old-fashioned, mate
Gotta be a bit modern these days, governor, aint yer? Yes

Well, youre certain with it, anyway?
Well, youve got to be with it, of course. Its, uh
Yes, right, okay, well, thank you very much
See you, right, ho, bye, bye, bye, bye

Well, I think were going to have to leave it there
And Im going to take you right away straight over
To the Earls Court Olympia to watch the shirt event
Ill repeat that, the shirt event, Ill repeat that
The shirt event, Ill repeat that, the shirt event
Ill repeat that, the shirt event

Good morning, could I have
This shirt cleaned express, please?
Yes, thatll be three weeks, dearie, three weeks?
But the sign outside says 59-minute cleaners
Yes, thats just the name of the shop, luv
We take three weeks to do a shirt

Just the name of the shop?
Yes, thats if theres an R in the month
Otherwise its four weeks
Your name does begin with a P, doesnt it?
Well, no, actually, of course its, uh
Well, thatll be five weeks, then, five weeks? Blimey

Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin the shirt
Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin the shirt
Well, theyre shakin my shirt all over the place
But its been thrown right back in my face

Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin the shirt
New horizons in sound now as Roger
Plays a solo on the electric shirt collar
Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin the shirt

Shirt, shirt, shirt, shakin the shirt