She Wants to Be Me

At first I told myself, I need my head inspected
I notice little things, same T-shirt and sunglasses
Then it got weirder see, she cut her hair like me
She brought a red guitar, kept driving 'round in my car

Kissing her and she, she slams me against the wall
She crashed into a bus to see some supermodel
She's analyzed me smell, she memorized my phonebook
She always wears my clothes, her favorite words are 'Woo Hoo'
She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here, what have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

I'm saying something's wrong, she's out back playing soccer
She used to do ballet, now she's a heavy smoker
She's so obsessed with me, now she stands up to Pee
And now her stupid games have started taking over

Don't need no special help, no need to see a doctor
I know you're worried but I'm telling you just watch her
It's like she's cracked my code, knows things I never spoke off
She wants sex all the time and still finds time to jack off

She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here, what have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me
I'm going under, what have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

I'm in the loony bin
Wearing a pale pink nightie
The nurse comes through the door
And whispers so politely

"Your boyfriend's here to see you
Looks pretty taken back
I love his silly band
Can I get his autograph?"

She looks like, does like, sounds like me
She's stealing my identity
And I'm begging you

Somebody notice me, somebody notice
I'm fading away here, what have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be me

I'm not joking, she won't stop provoking me
I'm going under, what have I got to do to make you see
My girlfriend is a wannabe
And she wants to be

She wants to be
She wants to be me