She's the Kind of a Girl

She's the kind of a girl
that you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
that makes you want no other.
She gives me a boner the size of a brontosaurus neck.
She's the kind of a girl
that you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
that makes you carry rubbers.
She scrubs my willie with an S.O.S. scouring pad.
She's the kind of a girl
that you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
who makes your testis hover.
She sends me her panties the ones with the magic V in front.
She's the kind of a girl
that you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
that makes you want no other.
She's the kind of a girl
that you could take home to mother.
The kind of a girl
that you just want to bugger.
She's the kind of a girl
whose muff you could uncover.
The kind of a girl
who makes your nipples flutter.