She's So Modern

She's so 20th century
She's so 1970's
She knows the right things to say
She's got the right clothes to wear

'Cos she's a modern girl, oh yeah
A modern girl, yeah, ga-ga-ga-ga-ga
A modern girl now, oh yeah

And Suzie is a jewel
She flashes when she smiles
She's cunning and she's clever
She got the lowdown in her files

Magenta is the best
You know, she really makes me laugh
She's always tryin' her impressions
She wants to be a photograph

I gotta say now, she's so 20th century
She's so 1970's
She knows the right things to say
She's got the right clothes to wear

'Cos she's a modern girl, oh yeah
A modern girl, yeah, ga-ga-ga-ga-ga
A modern girl now, oh yeah
She's so modern

And Jean confided to me
She's Mona Lisa's biggest fan
She drew a mustache on her face
She's always seen her as a man

And Charlie, ain't no Nazi
She likes to wear her leather boots
'Cos it's exciting for the veterans
And it's a tonic for the troops

She's so 20th century
She's so 1970's
She knows the right things to say
She's got the right clothes to wear

'Cos she's a modern girl, oh yeah
A modern girl, yeah, ga-ga-ga-ga-ga
A modern girl now, oh yeah
She's so m-m-m-m-modern

She's so 20th century
She's so 1970's
She knows the right things to say
She's got the right clothes to wear

I tell you, she's so 20th century
She's so 1970's
She knows the right things to say
She's got the right clothes to wear
She's so modern