She Don't Use Jelly

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make you breakfast
She'll make you toast

She don't use butter, she don't use cheese
She don't use jelly or any of these
She uses Vaseline, Vaseline

I know a guy who goes to shows
An' when he's at home
And he blows his nose

He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines, magazines

And I know this girl who reminds me of Cher
She's always changing
The color of her hair

But she don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
(Tangerines)

Tangerines
(Tangerines)
Tangerines
(Tangerines)