Shark Reggae

Gonna tell you da' story
Of Reggae shark
There are hundreds of sharks livin' under da' sea
Great whites, Hammer Heads and White Tip Reefs
But the one shark Discovery always leave out
Is the dreadlock rasta fish I'm talking about

(Reggae shark)
Reggae shark is real
(Reggae shark)
Him got a band with da' seals (ooooh)
(Reggae shark)
He don't want to harm ya'
(Reggae shark)
He just wants ya' ganja

After dark Reggae Shark come crusin'
Some say reggae shark's part human
He was cursed by an evil jelly witch
Didn't have no reason she was just a bitch
Some kids were boatin'
And smoking a spliff
Reggae shark swam over
To ask for a hit
The kids start screaming
And one of dem' drowned
Now the sheriff and his posse gonna hunt him down

(Reggae shark)
Got no political agenda
(Reggae shark)
He just wants redemption
(Reggae shark)
And he also wants ganja
But you can't light a spliff
When you live underwater

One day a drug boat had to drop it's load
Reggae shark come along
And him ate it whole
Now he's starvin' like marvin'
Got the munchies
Then him see the evil sheriff
and all his flunkies
He put his fins in the air said
"It wasn't me fault!"
But the sheriff said fire
and the rifles shot...

But it was just a shark decoy
tied to a raft
Cuz da' reggae shark is a master
of da arts and crafts

(Reggae shark)
He jumped on the boat
and the sheriff fell down his throat
The townspeople cheered
and said "You brought us peace..."
"You took a bite of corruption
in the town police"
They threw him a huge ticked tape parade
Cuz they know that he balances
Da' food chain
They gave him the key to Kingstontown
You should see the tourism he brings in now

You've redeemed yourself,
said the Jelly witch
Me can reverse that curse
and grant your wish
Him looked at the witch,
and he say "Nay."
"Cuz I'm a reggae shark
and that's the way I'll stay!"

The End