Luyện nghe bài hát Self Suicide

I'm lie on my back
An' you put fingers down my mouth, right
No, no, do it right, like, ugh
I'm gonna do a Hendrix, eugh
I'm gonna be in my sleep, eugh, augh ahu ugh

I to do it proper but it kept comin' up a cropper
I needs some hype, I I'll ram raid happy shopper
Haven't got a car so I use a space
Bouncin' to the window, cut my head, stopper

I a hundred fans, 200 teeny boppers
I want police protection from 87
I wanna go gold, even better
If you wanna be a star you gotta yourself, man

It's the truth, step back, take a around
Elvis is dead for fat, 500 pound
Kurt Cobain's rich as fuck, buried in the ground
Jimi Hendrix an' his amp still ain't makin' no

Hutchence, he's one of 'em too
Made a hundred million dying wanking on the loo
S.U.I.C.I.D.E.
It might be messy but it's money for

Suicide is painless or so it has been
I could've myself but I'd be better off dead
So I a deep breath, put a gun against my head
Pulled the trigger, click, been eatin' lead

But I wasn't, I was naked in Frost Square
Mothers on stopped an' stared
For situation I was quite unprepared
suicide to be famous but nobody cared

Committin' to enhance my career
It worked for an' Tupac Shakir
Jesus was nailed up to some
years later an' book sales are still good

I heard in a song suicide is
An' 80 percent sure to make you famous
with a bag on yer head, tied to a door
That bloke from INXS, he the score

S.U.I.C.I.D.E.
It might be messy but money for free
S.U.I.C.I.D.E.
It might be messy but money for free

I kill myself, I gotta do's it quick
John Entwistle sly, he was snortin'
I takin' all this coke to make me die
Doin' drugs than they make in fuckin' ICI

the best way to go, don't think me dull
I'm not gonna off the roof like the flid Rod Hull
We want people to sing all our
And the nuns at St. Joseph's rappin' on smokin'

We wanna be remembered we're six feet under
For hip hoppin' not robbings, fuckin' beatings or
At the moment I'm not dead like Kampasey
Double means you gotta be pushin' up daisies

Dad's army's all dead, every one
But the is still goin' on BBC1
Yeah, that's right, I smoke draw Wales
Suicide's a good idea to vinyl sales

It's useless, it's crap, I'll be in the sun
How can I be a pop star I can't buy a gun?
Morrison overdosed in the bath
I know, I'll hang myself my scarf

Tied to the stairs, by my neck
The cord I forgot to check
Stuck for a week, unable to shriek
The found me an' he called me a freak

He cut me down an' started to
"If dead next week gimme your autograph"
You I thanked him, returned to my room
The new plan is to go out a boom

To the station, with a can
"Five please", I say to the man
All set up an' ready to
The wheel on my just won't turn

is a suicyclebbl
Suicide is a
Suicide is a
I wanna be after I die

Proven fact, man, if you're dead you sell
drummer from Def Leppard
His arm has 30 times more than he has

You know our Elvis? Well, he's dead famous now
And he's dead and face, he's more famous now like
He's dead like you know, I, I what a lot like
simple economics

They reckon Bob dead
But not, man
'Coz he was on the TV night, man
Just lie to me, man

I I was havin' a go at an overdose
But I, I, I don't think you can on Beecham's Flu Plus
I think one of the blokes off of Dad's is still alive
I he's bummin' Martin in Eastenders, innit?

I'll get the ropes an' tie them to the walls
An' we all jump off at the same an' break our necks
An' we'll make at least 13 quid an' you we'll be famous
like fuckin' Gandhi or, or like the off that sex film we seen