Scott's A Dork

We like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust
I love her and she loves everyone
Said she likes my band but I don't even love my band
I love her and she loves everyone, uh oh

I saw her kiss him last night
I'm sick now, I'm sick now
But it's just a little cold
Scott's a dork, Scott's a dork

When I say I give up, it just means I'm gonna try again
She loves me and I love everyone
I was kissin' her but she was wishin' it was him
She loves me and I love everyone

They told her about you and me
She's mad now
But she'll get over it
Scott's a dork, Scott's a dork

Dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork
Dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork
Dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork
Dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork, dork

You'd think that after all this time
She'd change but, she didn't, no no no no
Scott's a dork, Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork, Scott's a dork, yeehaa

Now she's walking out the door
I don't need her anymore
I love her