Sathington Willoughby

We are gathered here today
In these majestic halls of old
To honor a man they call
Sathington Willoughby

There's a joke or two
A pun or three
I feel that must be told
Then I go on to speak of
Sathington Willoughby
Sathington Willoughby

A legislator that
Penned us up a bill
That banned the use
Of certain things like
This and that
This and that
This and that
This and that
This and that