Santa Stole My Girlfriend

Santa: Just whenever?
John: Yeah, yeah. Alright Alright.

VERSE 1
its christmas day
and im alone again
shes with him now
im with my loneliness
she ran away
4 months ago
left with his sleigh
for the north pole

PRECHORUS
please come back home,
and leave that fat man alone

CHORUS
santa, you bitch
didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list
all i got was this broken heart
and thats it
santa, you bitch
oh theres only one thing that i truly wish
i wish my old girl
wouldve never kissed st. nick
wouldve never kissed st. nick

VERSE 2
i saw 'em dancing under misteltoe
thought it was nothing but i guess i didnt know
that there was something going on with them
santa, you player
i thought that we were friends

PRECHORUS
please come back home,
and leave that fat man alone

CHORUS
santa, you bitch
didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list
all i got was this broken heart
and thats it
santa, you bitch
oh theres only one thing that i truly wish
i wish my old girl
wouldve never kissed st. nick
wouldve never kissed st. nick

OUTRO
oh santa, you bitch
didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list
all i got was this broken heart
and thats it
santa, you bitch
oh theres only one thing that i truly wish
i wish my old girl
wouldve never kissed--

santa, you bitch
didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list
all i got was this broken heart
and thats it
santa, you bitch
oh theres only one thing that i truly wish
i wish my old girl
wouldve never kissed st. nick

:)