Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

You know Dancing and Dancy and Prancy and Trixie and Cosmic and Cupid
Wait, isn't that that little love fairy?
And Donna and Brittany
Uncle Si, there's no reindeer named Brittany
But do you remember the most famous redneck of all?
Uncle Si, reindeer, not redneck
Let me show you how it goes jack.

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose. (like a light bulb)
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You would even say it glows. (like a light bulb)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names. (like Pinocchio)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games. (like dodge ball)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say: (ho ho ho)
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee, (yippee)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (reindeer)
You'll go down in history! (like a redneck)

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (reindeer)
You'll go down in history!