Rottweiler Blues

Got a glock in the bedside table
Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door
Kevlar vest in the closet
Well, I wear it when I go to the store

Shadows at the window
Rustlin' in the hedge
Faces at the peephole
Footsteps on the ledge

If you come callin'
He'll be maulin' with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name

Halogen lights in the driveway
Guardian Angels livin' next door
One hundred pounds of unfriendly persuasion
Sleepin' on the Florida porch

Slackers in the market
Bangers in the mall
Skinheads on the golf course
Hunting for their balls

If you come callin'
He'll be maulin' with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name

Well, he's dreamin' about an intruder or two
And the promise of burglar blood
He's yearnin' to chew on a gangster tattoo
And to hear the proverbial sickening thud

Shadows at the window
Rustlin' in the hedge
Faces at the peephole
Footsteps on the ledge

Well, if you come callin'
He'll be maulin' with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name

If you come callin'
He'll be maulin' with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweiler's name