Room Five-Hundred-And-Four

Such a big hotel a very grand one
Right Upon the avenue
We could not afford it
But sweet, I just adored it My very first and only rendezvous
In room five hundred and four
So sweet a room so strange and new
It was romance, a dream come true
That perfect honeymoon alone with you
We turned the key to the door
We hadn't dared to ask the price
That kind of thrill can't happen twice