Rockstars And Pornstars

Early morning in the coffee shop, pourin' my heart into a ceiling cup
Is where I'm nervous as hell but that's okay because you are as well.

It's funny how all your friends think I'm a rockstar
With lots of drugs and sluts and stuff and a dangerous arm
But they're all so stupid, no one knows that we knew it

You can be anything, I'll be Tommy Lee
You can *post a came us*, I'll sing like dockerty.
We left out the world, 'cause I'm a boy and you're a girl
And nobody's gonna stop us so let's make them all jealous

Yeah.

It's funny how we should be at school
We smoke too much because we think we're cool.
Please don't scratch your **thong** 'cause I'm the one whose really dumb.

It's funny how all my friends think you're a pornstar
With lots of drugs and pimps and stuff and a dangerous arm
They're all so stupid, no one knows that we knew it

You can be anything, I'll be Tommy Lee
You can *post a came us*, I'll sing like dockerty.
We left out the world, 'cause I'm a boy and you're a girl
And nobody's gonna stop us so let's make them all jealous

You can be anything, I'll be Tommy Lee
You can *post a came us*, I'll sing like dockerty.
We left out the world, 'cause I'm a boy and you're a girl
And nobody's gonna stop us so let's make them all jealous

*That's hard to make out. If you figure out, fix it.
**Thong kind of makes more sense than thumb. In the 'All Your Friends Think I'm a Rockstar,' the line was changed to "Please don't bite your thumb" so this line is extremely debatable.