Rock Bottom, Pop. 1

You can tell that I'm a big man in this town
And I'm the king of every street that I walk down
It ain't much to brag about, but it's all mine
From main street to the city limits sign.

Welcome to rock bottom, population 1
Just over by the mountain where a fool fell from
And if you're looking for heartaches, stop and get you some
Down in rock bottom, population 1.

When I said goodbye to her I felt so strong
I thought I knew my way but somewhere I went wrong
Now I'd trade this lonesome world to hold her near
But I don't think she could reach me way down here.