Luyện nghe bài hát Revenge of the Nerds

Would you
Would you dance me
My darling you please take a chance with me
I see you over there the jocks
I see you over with the rich boys
I see you over there with all the pretty
And I'm one thing

in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants
Jump in the middle of the party bust the man
Doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle dance
Got my man next to the bleachers now where we stand
Walk up to the girl "now will you dance with me?"
She's like "well you'll never ever have a chance with me
I got a and he's at like six foot three
250 Pounds and he could beat you up in his
And I'm like "well really that got to do with me?"
I don't see him around here so why don't you come with me
I'll get you some punch maybe some cookies
I got the new Vanilla Ice how can you not love me?
She's "well first off all your pants is straight ugly
You dance and your personality just bug's me
So back up off me cause I really got's to let you
That my right over there ohh I got to go

you please
Would you dance me
My darling would you take a chance with me
I see you over there with the
I see you over there the rich boys
I see you over there with all the girls
And I'm asking one

I grew up in Inglewood a brown boy
Had straight and I rocked corduroy
Walked Venice way in my own way
Wasn't very popular with the in 5th grade
They used to me nerd
That was even if used to call me at all
Across the school hall I put my head and
could I do to pursue and fought
In my own mind was a of sorts
School was a and I was off court
On the and the coach wouldn't let me off once
I sat in the of the yard like a dunce
And all I ever wanted was the girl to lunch
Maybe in the with some punch
But it didn't happen I didn't have
Cause I knew how it end from the start and then I asked

you please
Would you dance me
My darling you please take a chance with me
I see you over there the jocks
I see you over there the rich boys
I see you over there with all the girls
And I'm one thing

When I was growing up it was hard to be
Kids knock the books out my and make fun of my acne (exactly)
Give me a while they throw spitballs at me
And me in my own locker and laugh at me
(Ahhhh ha ) oh you think real funny
Cause I'm 5 with huge feet and I dress crummy
And all the school bullies want to take my lunch money
man I only got a dollar twenty
Ya know ya is just really sad man
When you play dodge your picked as the last man
And ya run as fast as ya can just a mad man
Cause the football wants to throw you in the trash can
So really will this ever end
Really will the nerd ever get
Will this call me back at around ten?
Will you go out w/ me? I want to be friends

Would you
Would you dance me
My darling would you take a chance with me
I see you over with the jocks
I see you there with the rich boys
I see you over there with all the girls
And I'm asking one

Now I'm a little older plus a little bolder
But it seems like I just get over
You ever have a day nothing goes right
that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life
So anybody out there know I mean?
To like your third string on a football team?
And ya never ever reach any of your dreams?
And your only is making onion rings at burger king
But now a days a lot of things done
Since Christ came into my now and just rearranged
The way I look at son it aint the same
I drive in a 'nother lane going against the grain
I know it might just a little strange
The fact I changed when I called on his name
So call me a nerd me lame it don't matter to me
See all I need to know is that my wife will with me

Would you
Would you with me
My darling would you please take a with me
I see you over there with the
I see you over there the rich boys
I see you over there all the pretty girls
And I'm one thing