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If you've ever on television more than 5 times
describing the tornadoes sounded like...
You be a redneck.
If you've cut your grass and found a car...
you be a redneck.
If your dad walks you to because your in the same grade...
you be a redneck.
If you've ever too drunk to fish...

If asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle..

If every day somebody comes to your mistakenly thinking your having a
sale.

If you've had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend
sister's honor..
You be a redneck.
If your dog and your are both on a chain...
you be a redneck.

They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your be
real when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,
"Y'all get into the truck, we up to the big house."

If you've ever a tattoo....

If you've ever change in the offering plate...
you be a redneck.

we have words in the south they have in other parts of the country..
Now, you come to the south, we words like...yu'nt to.
We goin to the mall, to?
What letter does that start with, anybody know?
I this word alot...aight.
a word in Texas...aight.
Round lunch time every day, you'll somebody say,
"hey jeet yet, naw, Yu'nt to? Aight."

If you go to the reunion to meet women....

If you smoked during wedding....
you be a redneck.
And but not least
if you see a that says say no to crack,
and it you to pull your jeans up...
you be a redneck.