Ain't that a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks comin around these hills Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, Let me you my thelma lou knows better than to Give her to anybody else but pa to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red to this bitch with a red neck Violent j gonna step to that red ass you're a red neck But I gives a I'm bout to step I never met a southern cowpolk And I till now you've only fucked your kinfolk Bitch I can't believe Everytime you smile you look like cactus cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang bearded biscuit out Bitch I you's a freak Lemme bitch that butt cheek And try to keep toothless mouth shut And don't say shit you funky ass fat I don't dance I monkey blood and kick voodoo chants But you to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo wait hold up (what? ) I can't pa starin at my butt Tell him to leave and keep the doors closed All I need is him tryin to grope my you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a and a red neck Hey yo step to that red ass neck Bitch it's Before I teabag your face take off rags You been in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse and fuckin with hay Bitch it's neden I'm finna tag I give a fuck play your ricky skaggs Yeah right fuck conway twitty your red ass nipple on your red neck titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher sweet out my mouth And sport a hank allen hat But I tap it, man fuck that Bitch I'm the big city And I'm bust a nut on that one big titty Aww it's wilbur's daughter Fondlin pig nuts and I her Bitch drop them hog She dropped the then dropped her drawers She looked a crow that's all I know But I fucked that red neck hoe you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody that you's a (what? ) funky bitch I know a red neck bitch named wylita, straight in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or three teeth But if I ask for sugar a big fuzzy peach Now I remember when she milked the of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my That damn there girl did she need a twang Hey there missy I'm the east And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a You can rub my butt you do your pa's Or I can hide my meat in your jaws And even hum a little sumthin by clint black you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you bring the pain She ain't that damn movie by john wayne to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck it's twiztid with a z You red neck hoe is you fuckin me? Neden up like a horses ass But i'ma tap it and use your head for my nut rag Bitch the fuck? Smells like a pile of dead fish in your Your shirts all with pins and fishing tackle And I saw more teeth on an you better ask uncle gus Or you and the of the clampett's will get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and they all screamin Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) knows that you's a (what? ) funky bitch Round up you And you down south Find a red neck hoe and put dick in her mouth Round up you And you down south Find a red hoe and put your dick in her mouth