Ain't that a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that young ass, yaww Let me tell you my thelma lou knows better to her puddin to anybody else but pa Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red to this bitch with a red neck Violent j gonna step to red ass neck Bitch a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I never met a southern cowpolk And I know now you've only fucked your kinfolk Bitch I believe that Everytime you smile you like cactus jack Just cut the out I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out Bitch I knows you's a Lemme slap that butt cheek And try to your toothless mouth shut And don't say you funky ass fat bitch I don't square I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo But you quick to act you didn't know you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch hold up (what? ) I have pa starin at my butt Tell him to and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to grope my you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) knows that you's a (what? ) funky bitch Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A bitch a beard and a red neck Hey yo shaggy step to that red ass it's shaggs Before I your face take off them rags You been in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse and fuckin with hay Bitch it's neden I'm finna tag I give a fuck play your ricky skaggs Yeah that's right fuck twitty With your red ass nipple on your red titty Bitch I'm down south a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth And a hank allen cowboy hat But I tap it, man fuck that Bitch I'm the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big Aww shit wilbur's daughter pig nuts and I caught her Bitch drop them hog She dropped the sack then her drawers She like a crow that's all I know But I still fucked red neck hoe you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that a (what? ) funky bitch I know a red bitch named wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples like flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or three good But if I ask for sugar a big fuzzy peach Now I remember when she milked the Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm my wang That there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey missy I'm from the east And I wouldn't layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt like you do pa's Or I can my meat in between your jaws And even hum a little sumthin by clint black While you stroke and my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch you i'ma bring the pain She ain't that damn movie by john wayne Rappin to bitch with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey chicken neck Bitch it's with a z You red hoe is you fuckin with me? Neden scabbed up a horses ass But i'ma tap it anyway and use head for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells like a pile of dead in your butt Your shirts all covered with pins and tackle And I saw more teeth on an you better ask uncle gus Or you and the rest of the clampett's will get up Oh me? I to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all keep Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody that you's a (what? ) funky bitch you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows you's a (what? ) funky bitch up you boys And you down south Find a red neck hoe and put dick in her mouth up you boys And you head down Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her