Ain't that a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww Let me tell you my thelma lou knows than to Give her puddin to anybody but pa Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, them red neck Rappin to this with a red neck Violent j gonna to that red ass neck Bitch a red neck But I gives a I'm bout to step I never met a southern belle And I know till now you've only your kinfolk Bitch I can't that Everytime you smile you look cactus jack Just cut the out Cause I still wanna bang that bearded out Bitch I you's a freak Lemme bitch slap that cheek And try to keep your toothless shut And don't say shit you funky ass fat I square dance I drink blood and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act like you know you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch hold up (what? ) I can't have pa starin at my Tell him to leave and the barn doors closed All I need is him to grope my nizzogs Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody that you's a (what? ) funky bitch Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a beard and a red Hey yo shaggy step to red ass neck it's shaggs Before I teabag your face off them rags You been chillin in the all night and day Shovelin shit and fuckin with hay Bitch your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a play your ricky skaggs Yeah right fuck conway twitty With your red ass nipple on your red titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher hangin out my mouth And a hank allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck Bitch I'm from the big And I'm finna a nut on that one big titty Aww shit it's daughter pig nuts and I caught her Bitch drop them hog She the sack then dropped her drawers She looked a crow that's all I know But I still fucked red neck hoe you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky I know a red neck bitch wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap face bitch two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember when she the cows of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang That there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there missy I'm from the And I wouldn't mind in the hay for a piece You can rub my like you do your pa's Or I can hide my meat in your jaws And even hum a sumthin sweet by clint black While you and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you bring the pain She said ain't damn movie by john wayne Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey chicken neck it's twiztid with a z You red neck hoe is you fuckin me? Neden scabbed up like a ass But i'ma tap it and use your head for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells like a pile of fish in your butt Your shirts all covered pins and fishing tackle And I saw more teeth on an you better ask uncle gus Or you and the rest of the clampett's get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and all keep screamin you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (come y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky Bitch a hoe (uh huh) And hoe a bitch (that's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (come again y'all) you's a hoe (uh huh) And hoe you's a (that's right) Everybody knows that you's a (what? ) funky up you boys And you head down Find a red neck hoe and put dick in her mouth up you boys And you down south Find a red neck hoe and put dick in her mouth