Real Bad Mood

Don't play me no love songs
I ain't in love today
Don't play me no train songs
I ain't going away

Don't play me no Gospel songs
The good Lord
Knows the truth
I'm in a real bad mood

Don't play me no rock 'n' roll
I don't want to dance
Don't play me no hillbilly
I'm too blue for grass

That cheesy easy
Listenin' stuff
Is for elevator fools
I'm in a real bad mood

I'm in a funk, sunk
In a pool of pitiful
I got the mange
I'm a chain
(Son)

You don't wanna pull
You don't wanna cross this old yard dog
If you know what's good for you
I'm in a real bad mood

I don't want no beans and taters
I ain't got no appetite and them cold
Store bought tomatoes
Lord it just makes me want to fight

Yeah, I want to chew
On something
And I ain't just a little uptight
I'm in a real bad mood

I'm in a funk, sunk
In a pool of pitiful
I got the mange
I'm a chain
(Son)

You don't wanna pull
You don't wanna cross this old yard dog
If you know what's good for you
I'm in a real bad mood

Yeah, I want to chew on something
Honey, anybody's ass will do
I'm in a real bad mood

Oh yeah, I am
Don't mess with me
Don't make me open up a can

I'm in a funk, sunk
In a pool of pitiful
I got the mange
I'm a chain
(Son)

You don't wanna pull
You don't wanna cross this old yard dog
If you know what's good for you
I'm in a real bad mood