Razzle Dazzle

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if in fact you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give them a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will grow vociferous

Give them the old flim-flam-flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roar
(Roar, roar, roar!)
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel

Razzle dazzle 'em, and they'll beg ya for more

Give 'em the old double-whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of ol' Methusala
Everyone loves the big bamboozala

Give 'em the old three-ring-circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder

Razzle dazzle 'em and ya got a romance

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are
As long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talents

Razzle dazzle 'em
(Razzle dazzle 'em)

Razzle dazzle 'em
(Razzle dazzle 'em)

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star