Why do I myself a Juggalo? Cause we be bangin' the Wicked Shit and off in the blood of mosh pits We misfits are We got of Family off in each and every hood
I'm a Juggalo and you can eat a dick if not And if you stare enough, you'll get you eyeballs popped I'm worse now since the first curse, I'll cut words into my leg until it hurts
Why do I call myself a Juggalo, Cause we keep that scrub and fuck that rich shit And steal that new whip and platinum To it all to a Juggalo who never had a thing
I'm a Juggalo in the worst way the first grade, I've been plottin' my revenge on the world, hey I can't help it if I'm into weird shit, in the mirror with my closed eating lipstick
Why do I call myself a Juggalo, We don't give a what you got (MOTHERFUCKER!) We don't brown nose or dog no weak hos We stand at the bus in yesterday's clothes
I'm a chainsaw smoker with a thirst for And since we're on the subject, can you me some? When I was nineteen, I to cut out my tongue And mail it to the Devil so know my voice when I come
Why do I call a Juggalo, you hater? We don't flip sides over a bitch like Darth Keep it (East side!), live for the and die later And we (Stay high!) they unplug the respirator
I'ma be a We got a raw But be a J-U-Double-G-A-L-O everybody
Now it don't matter if you're or not Hated a lot, we got a spot here, it hot We on some and Pops and givin' ya neck chops And leavin' the puddle of right where your head drops You can call the cops, but they ain't round here We got Juggalos rinnun' this bitch (So STAY CLEAR!)
Why do I myself a Juggalo, punk? Cause we through the hood with politicians in the trunk Chicken's in the front seat, straight to the We ain't suckas, we don't do shopping sprees at the For affection, barely got money for Bitch, you must have you fuckin' with a Juggalo
You never know until the goes out It might go south and might get the in your mouth
You hos know when the Chainsmoker and the Phatso Come together, lungs with secondhand smoke
I'ma be a We got a raw But I'ma be a everybody
I call myself a Juggalo my face painted Y'all go ahead and kill the scene, we'll back and recreate it With half a million motherfuckers just like us With contacts and bare face all to bust This no civil war (WE AIN'T CIVILIZED NO MORE!) We cut throats like fuck it and smilin' at you in court, Independent, we gonna on our own And prove to the world why we're heir to the throne
I keep a low profile, but the low of a crocodile, I bite that ass like a crocodile Fuck it all now, I'm for the While all the rest bow to us while we make the countdown Most fly around the sound that I make while those who relate would rather die hear it all change strange, for sure, but everywhere that I go I let 'em know that I'm a Juggalo
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